Interview with Jean Grey a.k.a Phoenix

Omi-Chan: Hi! Welcome and thank you for joining me.
Phoenix: Thanks to you. Yes, well I wanted the interview anyways.
Omi-Chan: Oh, right. (Confused) Well, let’s start with the interview. How old are you?
Phoenix: I’m a young woman, I believe I can’t age.
Omi-Chan: Well, your first appearance in the Marvel comics was in 1963. You look stunning. Are you on diet?
Phoenix: (laugh surprised) No, I’m not on diet. I believe is due to my super powers.
Omi-Chan: That’s so great, having super powers. I heard that you have a variety of super powers. How many do you have?
Phoenix: Yes, I have telepathy and telekinesis. I can fly even in space. I can even sense and change things at a molecular level. It’s fun, yeah, ah! And I forgot to tell I can change into Phoenix.
Omi-Chan: In your last movie, you couldn’t control Phoenix. By the way, I loved the movie and your acting was sensational.
Phoenix: Thank you. In the movie “X-Men: The Last Stand” I can’t control the Phoenix that is due, of course, of the acting role I was playing, but in real life it’s a bit complicated. The Phoenix and I are the same person, you see, we have the kind of relationship of host and parasite to put it simple…um…it’s beyond that… I don’t know how to explain it but we are the same, yes.
Omi-Chan: Okay. Why did you kill Cyclops?
Phoenix: WHAT? I kill Cyclops? Ummm…. Gosh. First of all, Cyclops is a mama’s boy, ok; you don’t see he’s true nature. He is so arrogant, you know like I’m the “macho man”. He always thought he was the leader and, hey, I’m the first apprentice of Charles. I think he deserved to be killed in the movie. He’s such a loser. I didn’t like his performance. He can do better.
Omi-Chan: That explains a lot; in the three movies it appears that you have a love triangle. Cyclops, Wolverine and you is that true?
Phoenix: (start to laugh nervously)…I’m not going to deny that I like a little of both worlds. Wolverine is so wild and I like men that takes risk but on the other hand, Cyclops, is so reserve and he is tender, you know how mama’s boy are! They both are cute but somehow I feel to stay single even though I would like to have an engagement and stuff but I am aware of my role. I must comply with my responsibilities.
Omi-Chan: You are a role model! Are you going to be reborn in the next movie? I can’t believe that Wolverine killed you. In that scene I cried.
Phoenix: Really? Oh, you are marvelous! I believe yes, since I am the Phoenix. I can reborn anytime I want.
Omi-Chan: Any special thoughts that you would like to share with your fans?
Phoenix: Yes, we women can live without men. I believe we can send men to the moon! Society should be ruled by women! Isolate men and make them realize that we are the center of the universe!
Omi-Chan: Thank you very much Phoenix. I enjoyed our interview.
Phoenix: Thanks to you.